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Best Bumper sticker you ever saw

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Yesterday I was behind a car and the sticker Read: "I believe in Dragons, Good Men and Other Mythical Creatures"....I just had to laugh...yes a women was driving....LOL......Doc :D
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i saw one the other day that said i'd rather going hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
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tonydahose wrote:i saw one the other day that said i'd rather going hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.

ROFLMAO.........Doc :D
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I wants a bumper sticker that read "to heir his human, to forgive is divine..... neither of these is Marine Corps doctrine" as I recollect it looked like they got it from a military base at least.
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I wants saw a bumper sticker that read "to heir his human, to forgive is divine..... neither of these is Marine Corps doctrine" as I recollect it looked like they got it from a military base at lea I Saw another one that said ''save the planet kill yourself''
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One of my favorites is:
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, they why did God make them out of meat?"
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I think my all time favorite was one that said
" Welcome to Kansas!
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Best one I ever saw simply said:

"Refuse the Mark"
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Lol!!!!!!!!

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The best bumper sticker I've seen read: " He who dies with the most junk wins !"

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How about:

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my Grandfather
Not yelling and screaming like his passengers

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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Insanity is inheritable, you get it from your children.
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Saw one last week that said:

"Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a**hole." :eek:
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Saw one a long time ago...

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it!



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I saw once on the same car these two stickers:
on the left side of the bumper:"Nice legs...when do they open?"
on the right side of the bumper:"I am sorry if I hurt your feelings....I was aiming for your balls!".

The combination just made me laugh out loud, though I guess it points to a difficult domestic situation :p .
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Once saw on the back of a cesspool truck a sticker that said "We are #1 in the #2 Business"....the truck was very dirty and someone wrote on the back of the truck in the dirt with their finger..."I wish my wife was this dirty"........Doc :D
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My favorite:

"God was my Co-Pilot, till that time we crashed in the mountains and I was forced to eat him."
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"Number one in the number 2 business"
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"God invented asphalt so yuppies could go 4-wheeling."
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hope this on won't be insulting to someone somehow:
"no virgins, no terrorism"
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