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your kid might be an honor student,but
you're still an "IDIOT"
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My two favorites:
"Row faster I hear banjo's"
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My illegitimate son may be an honor roll student.
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a couple more
If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole I'd fart
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My drinking team has a bowling problem
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Two of my favorites:
Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't move your stuff!
and
My job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
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Bumper sticker getting around Sydney in the early eighties during a federal election. One of the candidates running for Prime Minister was called Malcom Fraser, his wife's name was Tammy.

The Bumper sticker read "Tammy has one, Malcom is one"

A classic :D
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In NW Arkansas, there is a Corps of Engineers recreational area around the man-made Beaver Lake. I once saw a bumpersticker advertising the park:

"Beaver Lock & Dam - I love the whole dam area"
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One of my favorites is

P.E.T.A People Eating Tasty Animals
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"If you can read this; I've lost my trailer."
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giant1 wrote:Bumper sticker getting around Sydney in the early eighties during a federal election. One of the candidates running for Prime Minister was called Malcom Fraser, his wife's name was Tammy.

The Bumper sticker read "Tammy has one, Malcom is one"

A classic :D
Thats hilarious. I bet some people got upset over that one.
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Simple Man wrote:Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
I just love that one....

I'LL tell it to my better half,... and my daughter,...and my co-workers,... Oh and the store managers,...and the... :rolleyes:

Simon
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Oh... May I add New Hampshire plates quote's
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"

Thank you

Simon
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"I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one."
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