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Postby The Deacon » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:43 am

"Support your local Police - speed" on the back of a Police car.
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Postby Darkfin » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:32 am

"You can have my .45 when you pry it out of my cold dead fingers." On the back of a pickup truck just above a 1911 wielding hand (connected to a dead guy) that a Russo-Cuban soldier was stepping on to retrieve, in the movie "Red Dawn."
There isn’t any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is ****.
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Postby snuffaluff » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:22 am

on the back of one of the trashiest cars I've ever seen, filled with 3 of the nastiest men I've ever seen... "Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here!"

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Self defense>> not trendy in a sick society

Postby JD Spydo » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:57 am

As much as I am an advocate of self defense being a RIGHT and not a priviledge given out as the government sees fit I have to say that the one I first saw about 10 years ago still holds true today>>>

I WOULD RATHER BE JUDGED BY 12 THAN TO BE CARRIED BY 6

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Postby EarthDog » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:18 am

tonydahose wrote:i saw one the other day that said i'd rather going hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
Oh, come on now. Stop picking on the veep. After all, the lawyer and his whole family apologized for the inconvenience they caused Mr. Cheney.
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Postby WOTANSON1 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:47 am

I'm partial to these two, have them both on my Ford.

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Postby Axlis » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:35 pm

I always liked the one that said
"I brake for Hallucinations"

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Postby java » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:06 pm

lerman wrote:hope this on won't be insulting to someone somehow:
"no virgins, no terrorism"

If not.........

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My personal bumper sticker:

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I live in Kern County and know this is an urban legend but I'm sure Deacon can appreciate this one........


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Postby Darkfin » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:50 pm

This bumper sticker was funny even BEFORE he ruined his car with it! I wonder what he did AFTER the election?

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Gotta love a cop w/ a sense of humor!

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There isn’t any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is ****.
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Postby Dr. Snubnose » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:53 pm

Too funny guys...you are cracking me up...LOL....Doc :D
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Postby chinook » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:15 am

Not a sticker, butt a license plate on a neon yellow riceburner w/racing stripe, chopped & lowered, led lights under the body and on the wheelspinners, stereo booming, smoke puffing from the partially open window on each bassnote. The license plate surrounded by rotating blinking blue leds read...
[CENTER]TKT PLS[/CENTER]
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Postby zenheretic » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:42 am

java wrote:
My personal bumper sticker:

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Postby EarthDog » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:20 am

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Postby java » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:32 pm

zenheretic wrote:You wave a sparkler at break dancers for a cup of soup??? :confused: :confused: :D
Black Bean soup, you twit, and I still possess a Nevada CCW permit for my .38 Special break dancers or not........and that's just special.

Speaking of special, these bumper stickers are just soooooo special in my book:



Dyslexics of the world, Untie!!

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I thought I was indecisive]A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.[/B]



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Within the border of the wood
I meant the lenient beast with claws
And bloody swift dispatching jaws.


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Postby JaM » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:45 pm

I said "NO" to drugs, but they just wouldnt listen.

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Postby zenheretic » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:23 pm

I'm apathetic and I vote!
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Postby snuffaluff » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:29 pm

good ones Java... I like this one, "My mother was a moonshiner, but I love her still."
Here's another one that a friend of mine's older brother had on his truck...

I like cats... dead ones.

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Postby foggy » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:01 pm

griff76 wrote:"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, they why did God make them out of meat?"
Good one! :D So true!
The sharper they are the less they hurt when you cut yourself. :spyder:

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Postby dialex » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:31 am

"My kid beats yours at craps" (it was near a casino) ;)
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Postby zenheretic » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:57 am

Remember when the Thought Police raised an outcry about the:
"My kid beat up your honor student" bumperstickers?


For those outside the country it was a joke about bumperstickers that schools would hand out for kids that scored well in school and made the "Honor Roll". The original sticker usually said something like: "My kid is an honor student at Name of School"
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