Manixguy@1994 wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:57 pm
JSumm wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:30 pm
Referencing the Articles of the Socks, Article 23, Section 4, Para 15 describes a situation of MNOSD paraphernalia being usurped by an uninitiated fellow or lassie shall be permanently deleted from reality or swiftly accepted through emergency initiation process of swimming through a body of water while wearing socks exclaiming all hail the soft handed champions of ouchy sharp things.
Sorry, I didn't right this stuff. I personally think it is a little harsh, but we did all sign and agree to The Great Articles.
Yes , yes , yes , we are well aware of the hazards involved in this situation. This initiation will be a piece of cake . Please keep in mind she is actually known as Admiral Boatsalot normally at the helm sailing the mighty seas . As soon as Most Noble has an official name for this wonderful lady please add her to the rolls of high esteem . 0002
I do believe that an appropriate name would be either Commodore Boatsalot or Admiral Boatsalot. She's definitely in charge of this ship.
Let's go for Commodore Boatsalot!
Jeff, thank you for pointing out the process as outlined in Articles of the Socks, Article 23, Section 4, Para 15. I must confess that I did not study this section of the Articles of our Great Order at my own initiation. I take full responsibility, and will correct this with all due speed. I will take it upon myself to educate the Commodore on the necessary steps for her own successful initiation, and will also accept any necessary remediation for myself.
She will not be excited for the emergency initiation process, but will do so given the urgency of the situation. The process is fair, and as noted, is what I, and be extension, we, signed up for. And I will also be sure to impress upon her the importance of our Great Order.
Finally, I will also, of course, ensure that she gets her own knives securely stored in her own sock drawer.