That is a good one ! Like it . MG2Doc Dan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:19 pmA man bought a Royal Enfield Bullet 500cc motorcycle so he could take his girlfriend on long drives.
Unfortunately, he was unable to hear his girlfriend when she was talking to him due to the loud noise of the motorcycle. He sold the Royal Enfield Bullet and bought a Honda car, instead.
He and his girlfriend got married and...
Two years later he sold the Honda car and bought a Royal Enfield Bullet 500cc motorcycle.
That’s the best policy! I have a granddaughter story but this is family friendly . Very funny !TkoK83Spy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:22 pmSoon to be 10 year old step daughter and I were playing Oculus (virtual reality) mini golf the other night. I was at home and she was at her fathers (who also has one) and her and I were playing a mini golf game against each other. You can link up with friends and talk to one another while playing.
We're playing and I miss a pretty easy putt. She laughs and tells me I suck haha. Next hole I take another bad swing...next thing I know I hear her say "DING DING DING" and I asked her why she said that. She says "that's the sound of the elevator to bring you to my level"
I was speechless, burned by a child and had nothing to come back with!
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