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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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I'll only buy one *if* it comes with unicorn dust. The last one I received from the SFO did not come with unicorn dust and I was pretty upset by that.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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I’m trying to find a way for this all to work.
I’m thinking:

-Spyderco Smock
-steel = INFI
-button compression lock also activates laser
-sharks trained to follow laser are included
-holes in the handle are part of a flute function
-holes are also sized as common sockets (OBVIOUSLY both metric and standard, one per side)
-scales are unicorn dust impregnated carbon fiber and look like a ZT0470
-Spydie hole that’s a beer bottle opener
-tip down only
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Albertaboyscott wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:13 pm
I dunno. The original thread connected to this was poor. Not sure this one's any better
More enjoyable by far! Better? Opinions may vary.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Perhaps_OCD? wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:29 pm
I’m trying to find a way for this all to work.
I’m thinking:

-Spyderco Smock
-steel = INFI
-button compression lock also activates laser
-sharks trained to follow laser are included
-holes in the handle are part of a flute function
-holes are also sized as common sockets (OBVIOUSLY both metric and standard, one per side)
-scales are unicorn dust impregnated carbon fiber and look like a ZT0470
-Spydie hole that’s a beer bottle opener
-tip down only
I love this guy.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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yablanowitz wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:02 am
Cheddarnut wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:25 pm
Lmao smh.
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I thought I was the only one who remembered Kraftwerk.
To be fair, I had the 1990(?) remix cassette when i was a kid, so i don’t officially remember them in context of their authentic timeline, which is moot because they are the robots and robots have no timeline.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Frozenspyder wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:53 pm
While we're at it, I want it with multiple locks too. No longer would we have to decide between a backlock and a cbbl. Might need to find a friend to help close it but I'll figure that out later.
Wartstein wrote:
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...come both with a comp.lock AND a linerlock on the same knife so that "the customers" could choose which one to use. It is SO obvious, I mean, two locktypes on one knife, should be an easy task and so very practical...

Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!

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My bad. Forgot the frickin laser:

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All three locks and a lazer! Phenomenal! I can't understand why Sal and Eric are not listening. I want one with edible scales, in case I get hungry while I am using my knife, as well. Come on! Snap to! Get a move on, fellas!
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:22 pm
My bad. Forgot the frickin laser:

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Great!

But please tell me: It has a comp.lock too, we just can´t see it cause the lock tab is on the clip side?!?!? :winking-tongue
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It's not INFI, and the unicorn dust is not sparkly.
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Manix 2 Lightweight with laser sight, high capacity magazine, hemi engine, and a spoiler.
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Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

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Could you show us the clip side where there of course have to be deep carry-, shallow carry-, spoon- and wire- clips likewise - ?
And all of these with tip up, tip down, tip right and tip left option?
:smirk
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- EDC: Endura thin red line ffg combo edge (VG10); Wayne Goddard PE (4V), Endela SE (VG10)
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Wartstein wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:02 pm
Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

Could you show us the clip side where there of course have to be deep carry-, shallow carry-, spoon- and wire- clips likewise - ?
And all of these with tip up, tip down, tip right and tip left option?
:smirk
I'll leave that to you... I'm trying to figure out how I can fit a flashlight in the lanyard tube.

EDIT: I got bored.
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So a bit of google foo

A laser knife can cook toast while cutting bread……. :winking-tongue


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Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

Agreed! This is the best design yet. Thank you Rp5!! I hope Spyderco is paying attention for once!
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Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:06 pm
Wartstein wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:02 pm
Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

Could you show us the clip side where there of course have to be deep carry-, shallow carry-, spoon- and wire- clips likewise - ?
And all of these with tip up, tip down, tip right and tip left option?
:smirk
I'll leave that to you... I'm trying to figure out how I can fit a flashlight in the lanyard tube.

EDIT: I got bored.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:22 pm
My bad. Forgot the frickin laser:

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This is probably the funniest thread I have ever read on this forum. Thank you for the laughs.
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Re: Sal - YOU are not listening - we want Manix with laser.

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Bolster wrote:
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:33 am
Rp5 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:55 pm
Bolster wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:13 pm
Best idea ever!! The marketplace wants it, as proven above. Get on it, Spyderco!
I think I've improved upon your design... I propose we call it the Spyderco Night Mare. Or maybe the Spyderco Fidget Winner.

Agreed! This is the best design yet. Thank you Rp5!! I hope Spyderco is paying attention for once!
I mean... if they want to make a zillion dollars they'll pay attention.

Two additional points I didn't specify:
  • If you zoom in, you'll notice that blade is S90V.
  • The fish-hook also works as a nail nick!
    • Conversely, if you just stab the closed spine into something, it will also open when you pull
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