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Sumdumguy
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It's That Time, Again...

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It's Einstein's Birthday!

Also mine...

And both of my grandfathers'...

And my uncle's...

In honor of this, most especial Pi Day, I am going to be giving you guys the chance to win your very own...

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All you have to do is make me laugh.
Jokes, memes, whatever!

Winner will be picked at random, sometime tomorrow.

Thank you all, for the years of excellent conversation. I look forward to many more.
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I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
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sal wrote:Knife afi's are pretty far out, steel junky's more so, but "edge junky's" are just nuts. :p
SpyderEdgeForever wrote: Also, do you think a kangaroo would eat a bowl of spagetti with sauce if someone offered it to them?
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Sometimes I like to shave just one leg, so when i'm in bed and rub my legs together, it feels like a nice smooth ladies leg is rubbing up against my other hairy one...:)

Happy birthday mate.
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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.


Maybe I'll PM you a less family friendly joke if you're interested ;). Happy birthday!
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.
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sal wrote:Knife afi's are pretty far out, steel junky's more so, but "edge junky's" are just nuts. :p
SpyderEdgeForever wrote: Also, do you think a kangaroo would eat a bowl of spagetti with sauce if someone offered it to them?
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Evil D wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:01 am
 A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.


Maybe I'll PM you a less family friendly joke if you're interested ;). Happy birthday!
Feel free to.
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Chuck Norris can make wood sticks by rubbing two fires.

(Might be badly translated from German. It's my favourite CNF. :) )

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! :)
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What did Sherlock Holmes say when asked his opinion of grade school?

Elementary, my dear Watson!
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In London, one man says to another:

– You know what? My sister has just married an Irishman.

– Oh, really?

– No, O’Reilly.


Happy B-Day!
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You want a joke, huh?

Should I post a selfie or have someone else take my photo?
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The real joke here is that when I think I can and want to buy every Spydie I like, there’s still my wife who’s going to let me sleep in “my” car... if I’m lucky! ;)
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Happy birthday, SDG! I saw this the other day and it made me laugh...
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And if we're going with a math theme...

There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You should never start a conversation with Pi. He just goes on forever...

Happy birthday!
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happy birthday, sdg! i hope it's a great one. :)

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Happy Birthday.
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Ha ha! These are hilarious. :D :D
Here's a math joke:

Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”

Happy birthday! :D
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Megxit: A modern fairytale about a girl who kissed a Prince
and turned him into a frog.
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Happy birthday Sumdumguy!
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