The official "I GOT BLOKED" - COMPILATION! (please share your "blokings", so we have a funny thread for cloudy days..;)

[Wartstein]

Next of my personal "blokings" - and a special one to me :) (before anyone perhaps thinks of congratulating me now - this was in OCTOBER! )

Happy Birthday, Gernot!

Best Wishes, mate. :)

[Wartstein]

Ah yes, and this one (man, I feel humbled and honored - had the pleasure of getting bloked quite often)
Have to put my own post to which the "bloking" relates first for context, Blokes reply below:

Since I promised to do this in another thread:

Below some vids showing 6 ways of closing a CBBL one handed.
- In the first and the last the lock is released with thumb AND index finger, the others require releasing the lock tab just with the thumb (some find that difficult to do)
- I called the methods: 1.Drop onto the middle finger 2. drop onto the index finger 3. reverse Spydieflick 4. guide to closed 5. tap to closed 6. "regular" :)

1.) https://streamable.com/ar7okf

2.) https://streamable.com/f9gm4s

3.) https://streamable.com/tep9bx

4.) https://streamable.com/79jhhr

5.) https://streamable.com/yvpuf7

6.) https://streamable.com/msetaz

[The Meat man]

Wartstein, I think this immortal thread was from before you joined here.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429

It's full of "Bloke"isms. Ha haha! :D :D :D

[Wartstein]

Wartstein, I think this immortal thread was from before you joined here.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429

It's full of "Bloke"isms. Ha haha! :D :D :D

Thanks Connor, and see here: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429&p=1497455#p1497455 :p :p

[Cambertree]

Wartstein, I think this immortal thread was from before you joined here.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429

It's full of "Bloke"isms. Ha haha! :D :D :D

Thanks for bringing that one up again Connor. :)

I just about cried laughing the first time round, and my stomach hurts again now from laughing so much. :D

Too good! :cool:

[Cambertree]

Cambertree, you seem to know more about this than anyone else here...are you sure you haven't been competing in the Wife Carry? :p :D :D

been competing in the Wife Carry

[Wartstein]

´been waiting for that one, my friend!
Thanks for sharing! :p

P.S.: You´re wife has recovered already?
And you managed to save your marriage?

[Cambertree]

´been waiting for that one, my friend!
Thanks for sharing! :p

P.S.: You´re wife has recovered already?
And you managed to save your marriage?

Thanks for asking Wartstein, my friend. :)

Yes, when I presented her with my victory trophy from the Cheese Rolling Championship, all was forgiven.

https://youtu.be/9pyvtCzxQDk

She was well pleased :) :

Ok, ok, so I was close to winning the Cheese Rolling Challenge, but as I charged down the final straight, I suffered a little mishap:

Due to the severity of my injuries, the other competitors pooled their money and bought me a lovely replica round of Gloucester cheese, made from polystyrene, which was presented to me at my hospital bed.

My missus says we’re even now. :D :p :D

[Enactive]

´been waiting for that one, my friend!
Thanks for sharing! :p

P.S.: You´re wife has recovered already?
And you managed to save your marriage?

Thanks for asking Wartstein, my friend. :)

Yes, when I presented her with my victory trophy from the Cheese Rolling Championship, all was forgiven.

https://youtu.be/9pyvtCzxQDk

She was well pleased :) :

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Ok, ok, so I was close to winning the Cheese Rolling Challenge, but as I charged down the final straight, I suffered a little mishap:

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Due to the severity of my injuries, the other competitors pooled their money and bought me a lovely replica round of Gloucester cheese, made from polystyrene, which was presented to me at my hospital bed.

My missus says we’re even now. :D :p :D

I LOLed for real. Getting some good mileage outta the wife carry and cheese roll. The polystyrene replica had me rolling. I sure hope they cast some ballast into it, so it has the heft of a real cheese. :eek: :D :p

Thanks for the laugh, mate.

[Enactive]

Wartstein, I think this immortal thread was from before you joined here.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429

It's full of "Bloke"isms. Ha haha! :D :D :D

That thread led me to a truer understanding of my fellow forumites. :D

Not sure how I stumbled onto this one, but it is GOLD! Now I feel like i really know y'all!

Thanks, Bloke for all the humor you add to our lives here.

[Cambertree]

I LOLed for real. Getting some good mileage outta the wife carry and cheese roll. The polystyrene replica had me rolling. I sure hope they cast some ballast into it, so it has the heft of a real cheese. :eek: :D :p

Thanks for the laugh, mate.

Ha ha, no worries bro. :D

Just telling it how it happened. :)

Being an Aussie, we like to stick to the facts and nothing but the facts when telling a tall, er I mean true story. :D :p :D

[Wartstein]

Hey Jim,

I think your permission to me posting your "blokings" is still upright? :)

just demonstrating

[anycal]

I participated in some tactical training with couple of buddies

[Wartstein]

I participated in some tactical training with couple of buddies

:p good one! (even more so since the guy seems to be fine at the end... :) )

[Wartstein]

I am sure Sal will forgive me... :)

when I travel.

[JuPaul]

Wartstein, I think this immortal thread was from before you joined here.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429

It's full of "Bloke"isms. Ha haha! :D :D :D

Oh man, that thread is amazing
Wartstein, I've been Bloked pretty good a few times but I can't find them! If you come across any, feel free to repost them here.

[sal]

Hi Warstein,

Forgiven, Though our truck wasn't that nice.

sal

[Holland]

I participated in some tactical training with couple of buddies

This made me laugh way more than it should have

[Wartstein]

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viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429
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Oh man, that thread is amazing
Wartstein, I've been Bloked pretty good a few times but I can't find them! If you come across any, feel free to repost them here.

For you, Julia: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=80429&p=1499331#p1499331 EDIT: Perhaps you have to scroll down a bit, sometimes the page jumps to an earlier post after clicking the link)

[Wartstein]

...Wartstein, I've been Bloked pretty good a few times but I can't find them! If you come across any, feel free to repost them here.

I´ll certainly and gladly do so! :)

But the easiest way to find "blokings" is to click Blokes profile and go through his "users posts".