Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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How about another one on the pain of remodeling?

House ate my money.
The worst had finally passed.
I thought... foolishly.

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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K390 blades
Delica, Endura, all
Spyderco goodness
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Doc Dan a teacher?
With Spyderco knife banter,
I am blown away!
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removed my haiku
other things needing to do
such as sharpening
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Always at my side
Blinding glint of ice cold steel
Bite size pizza bits


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Friend in my pocket
A spider so sharp, so bright
Sushi chefs in awe


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Haikus are so sad
Why are they always so sad
Japan must be sad
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Surfingringo wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:48 am
Behold Waterway
You were but a harbinger,
Sirens soon shall sing.

:p

Hopefully so....
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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JonLeBlanc wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:16 pm
Haikus are so sad
Why are they always so sad
Japan must be sad
Life is rife with strife.
To suffer is to live life.
Be happy with life.

There's a happy one, with a rhyme! :p
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legOFwhat? wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:19 pm
Doc Dan a teacher?
With Spyderco knife banter,
I am blown away!
I, too, was surprised
And with Saturday classes?
No time for Spydies!
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Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
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A teacher I am
University level
and Spyderco fiend
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Sumdumguy wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:08 am
How about another one on the pain of remodeling?

House ate my money.
The worst had finally passed.
I thought... foolishly.

:p
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! I live this every day!!! Typical construction. It can kick your butt!

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Shiny Maxamet
Paramilitary 2
Loins Rounds Roasts and Ribs

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So many knives - so little funds!!!
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VooDooChild wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:03 am

I dont like haikus
They rarely serve a purpose
Poems are better.
Hahaha! Very clever.
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Castles made of sand
Crippled girl cant speak a sound
Falling in the sea
.
Purple haze in brain
In a room full of mirrors
Joe shot a girl down
.
Crosstown traffic runs
All along the watch tower
Foxy lady knows
.
Chop with edge of hand
Standing next to a mountain
Im a voodoo child


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Love it^^^
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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The mighty Persian:
such a beautiful design.
We need a sprint run!

Blue, yellow, orange:
give me colourful Spydies.
Anything but black

I'm bleeding again
but it's a small price to pay:
all my knives are sharp
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lc all the knives
please sal make them all salty
sprint from high carbon
keep your knife sharp and your focus sharper.
current collection:
C253GBBK, C258GFBL, C101GBBK2, C11GYW, C11FWNB20CV, C101GBN15V2, C101GODFDE2, C60GGY, C149G, C189, C101GBN2, MT35, C211TI, C242CF, C217GSSF, C101BN2, C85G2, C91BBK, C142G, C122GBBK, LBK, LYL3HB, C193, C28YL2, C11ZPGYD, C41YL5, C252G, C130G, PLKIT1
spyderco steels:
CPM 20CV, CPM 15V, CTS 204P, CPM CRUWEAR, CPM S30V, N690Co, M390, CPM MagnaCut, LC200N, CTS XHP, H1, 8Cr13MoV, GIN-1, CTS BD1, VG-10, VG-10/Damascus, 440C
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Slice and dice with glee.
Sharpmaker edges the teeth,
Efficiency joy!

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in Golden, Colorado.
So we buy more knives!

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