Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:46 pm

When a blade bites you
What do you learn from that cut
To fear or respect

Big steak on the plate
Plastic knives on the table
Kapara in hand
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Postby Stuart Ackerman » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:00 pm

Sun rises always
Give to all, expect zero
The sun sets on us

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Stuart Ackerman » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:02 pm

Sorry...even though there were no mention of knives...the last one was to do with kindness and integrity, which we all know are the values that drive Spyderco...

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Postby Reject » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:15 pm

We are incomplete
We have lost our precious claws
Do knives restore us
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:50 am

Quick Q Question
Why is the Q called the Q
Quite a Quandary

The older I get
More addled the mind becomes
Umm something something

On a Haikus roll
Beginning to take its toll.
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby joeldworkin307 » Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:13 pm

Oh, the Caly3,
It bumps all the other knives.
It just rides so low!

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Postby Doc Dan » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:44 pm

The Apple is red
My Spyderco cuts it thin
I eat with relish
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Postby Reject » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:17 am

Traumatised by knives
Talk to your psychiatrist
Don’t call 911
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Postby Doc Dan » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:44 pm

The Urban light weight
Coyote tan stands up well
Never chips nor rolls

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:22 am

Katanka the beast
You have a thread you want cut
Yes; I have a knife.
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Bloke » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:27 am

Reject wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:22 am
Katanka the beast
You have a thread you want cut
Yes; I have a knife.
Hey Col, You’re quite a poet mate. :cool:

What’s shaking down your way? We got a bit of rain here this last week and the last couple of days there’s actually a little shade of blue in the sky. :)
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:34 am

Bloke wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:27 am
Reject wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:22 am
Katanka the beast
You have a thread you want cut
Yes; I have a knife.
Hey Col, You’re quite a poet mate. :cool:

What’s shaking down your way? We got a bit of rain here this last week and the last couple of days there’s actually a little shade of blue in the sky. :)
In the flat country near the Murray and a good bit of rain coming through. We have been lucky so far with the fires. CFA have been quickly on to any that have started.

Rain has helped them up in the hills. Not all out yet.
As one CFA mate said “nature started them, it will take nature to put them out”.

Done a little bit of fire fighting in the hills; not fun.

Those men and women up there fighting fires are heroes by any standards.
God bless them and keep them safe.
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Bloke » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:52 am

Reject wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:34 am
Bloke wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:27 am
Reject wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:22 am
Katanka the beast
You have a thread you want cut
Yes; I have a knife.
Hey Col, You’re quite a poet mate. :cool:

What’s shaking down your way? We got a bit of rain here this last week and the last couple of days there’s actually a little shade of blue in the sky. :)
In the flat country near the Murray and a good bit of rain coming through. We have been lucky so far with the fires. CFA have been quickly on to any that have started.

Rain has helped them up in the hills. Not all out yet.
As one CFA mate said “nature started them, it will take nature to put them out”.

Done a little bit of fire fighting in the hills; not fun.

Those men and women up there fighting fires are heroes by any standards.
God bless them and keep them safe.
Glad all’s well, mate!

Never fought fires myself but I’ve been close enough to a major fire front in WA many years ago to know how it sounds and feels. To say it’s scary is a gross understatement. :eek:

As you say, God Bless the people who drop everything and jump into the breach. They’re way, way braver than I’ll ever be.

Take care. :)
A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~ Charlie Chaplin

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby remnar » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:05 pm

A hole in my knife :confused:
An ergonomic breakthrough ;)
Blade opens with ease :D
:spyder:

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:48 am

I love my Meerkat.
I would love it even more.
If I could close it
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Tdog » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:43 am

Song of Siren's sweet.
Spyderco make good our day.
Time for work and play.

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:32 am

Reject wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:48 am
I love my Meerkat.
I would love it even more.
If I could close it
:D :D :D
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby DSH007 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:47 am

I hate poetry,
But I love Spyderco knives..
So, this I shall post.
Rick H.

..well, that escalated quickly..

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:37 am

Puzzling to the eye
Sal; what were you thinking here?
In hand. Yep that works
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby standy99 » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:11 am

Delica glow
In the night it will show
Found it yo
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