Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby bearrowland » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:39 pm

👍👍
Barry
:spyder: :spyder: :spyder:

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Spydersense » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:30 pm

Behold Para 3
It is so very handsome
Careful though, it bites
Time for another :spyder:!

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:10 am

It's the Goldilocks choice.
Endura to large? Delica to small?
Endela the perfect size.
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:29 am

It's all about the edge.
That's what Sal has said.
It's all about the edge.
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Deadboxhero » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:12 pm

blues wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm
Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
:D :D


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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby blues » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:11 pm

Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:12 pm
blues wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm
Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
:D :D


Elliot strolls
Center town, high noon
quickest draw tells soon
Okay, so math wasn't your best subject. You get a '"participation award". :p

Now skin that smoke wagon and see what happens! :cool:
- No FOMO -

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Deadboxhero » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:30 pm

blues wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:11 pm
Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:12 pm
blues wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm
Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
:D :D


Elliot strolls
Center town, high noon
quickest draw tells soon
Okay, so math wasn't your best subject. You get a '"participation award". :p

Now skin that smoke wagon and see what happens! :cool:
:p law don't go round here
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby NickShabazz » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:36 pm

The Slysz Bowie Gone.
Quietly, a jackass cries.
Hoping for return.
Mourning the Slysz Bowie and loving the rest of Spyderco's gems. Check out my reviews at https://www.youtube.com/c/nickshabazz!

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Deadboxhero » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:49 pm

NickShabazz wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:36 pm
The Slysz Bowie Gone.
Quietly, a jackass cries.
Hoping for return.
Lmao
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby blues » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:42 pm

Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:30 pm
blues wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:11 pm
Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:12 pm
blues wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm
Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
:D :D


Elliot strolls
Center town, high noon
quickest draw tells soon
Okay, so math wasn't your best subject. You get a '"participation award". :p

Now skin that smoke wagon and see what happens! :cool:
:p law don't go round here
https://youtu.be/kl57wPIejPU

"I don't take no mouth from no knife maker neither!"
:p
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Deadboxhero » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:50 pm

blues wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:42 pm
Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:30 pm
blues wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:11 pm
Deadboxhero wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:12 pm

:D :D


Elliot strolls
Center town, high noon
quickest draw tells soon
Okay, so math wasn't your best subject. You get a '"participation award". :p

Now skin that smoke wagon and see what happens! :cool:
:p law don't go round here
https://youtu.be/kl57wPIejPU

"I don't take no mouth from no knife maker neither!"
:p
Hahhaha
:p
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Sumdumguy » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:09 am

Junction at my side
Like the media it cuts
Disappears with haste

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:02 am

The humble Dragonfly.
Delicate and light weight.
Mighty beyond words.

Little big knife the concept
Capability beyond its size.,
Chaparral; concept proven.

Committed a haikus crime
Haikus prision doing hard time
Lucky it didn't rhyme
How much can a Koala bear?

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:27 am

Reject wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:02 am

Committed a haikus crime
Haikus prision doing hard time
Lucky it didn't rhyme
Hahahaha! You are sentenced to 5, 7, 5, years consecutively.
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:30 am

Vivi is long gone
Spyderedgeforever too
Yet more knives to buy
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby chrisb507 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

The little McBee
Slays every loose thread I see
No Tatanka, thanks

Just can't leave the house
Without a Chap or Caly
I like smaller blades

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Reject » Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:14 am

Doc Dan wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:59 am
I was teaching poetry to some of my students and today we talked about Japanese Haiku poetry. While traditionally about nature, modern haikus can be about anything. So, I thought, let’s make some Spyderco haikus.

Haikus have a pattern of 3 lines, 5-7-5.
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

5,7,5, no more
Inspiration not limitation
THIS IS Spyderco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rsZ3kGZI78
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Kissaki » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:34 pm

The old pond-
a Salt falls in,
sound of no rust.

With apologies to Basho...

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Sumdumguy » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:05 am

Like the decade past
Gratis shipping from bento
Has come to an end

Haha, I was actually thinking of trying them out again. They had something I wanted, but I'm not overpaying for a knife AND their outrageous shipping costs. Back to the boycott!

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:17 am

I jump in the pool
Dragonfly Salt clipped in trunks
No worries of rust
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