Let’s make Spyderco haikus

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Sumdumguy » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:08 am

How about another one on the pain of remodeling?

House ate my money.
The worst had finally passed.
I thought... foolishly.

:p

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:29 am

K390 blades
Delica, Endura, all
Spyderco goodness
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby legOFwhat? » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:19 pm

Doc Dan a teacher?
With Spyderco knife banter,
I am blown away!
-Larry

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby blues » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:28 pm

removed my haiku
other things needing to do
such as sharpening
- No FOMO -

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby RustyIron » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:40 pm



Always at my side
Blinding glint of ice cold steel
Bite size pizza bits


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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby RustyIron » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:52 pm


Friend in my pocket
A spider so sharp, so bright
Sushi chefs in awe



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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby JonLeBlanc » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:16 pm

Haikus are so sad
Why are they always so sad
Japan must be sad
My collection so far: 52100 Military (2); 52100 PM2 (2); 52100 Para3; Stretch2 V-Toku; KnifeWorks M4 PM2; BentoBox M390 PM2; BentoBox S90V Military; Police4 K390; S110V PM2; SS Delica AUS-6; Wayne Goddard Sprint VG-10
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Wartstein » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:28 pm

Surfingringo wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:48 am
Behold Waterway
You were but a harbinger,
Sirens soon shall sing.

:p

Hopefully so....
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Sumdumguy » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:36 pm

JonLeBlanc wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:16 pm
Haikus are so sad
Why are they always so sad
Japan must be sad
Life is rife with strife.
To suffer is to live life.
Be happy with life.

There's a happy one, with a rhyme! :p

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby JuPaul » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:38 pm

legOFwhat? wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:19 pm
Doc Dan a teacher?
With Spyderco knife banter,
I am blown away!
I, too, was surprised
And with Saturday classes?
No time for Spydies!
- Julia

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby blues » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm

Deadboxhero walks
into a knife shop alone
and smiles to himself
- No FOMO -

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:48 am

A teacher I am
University level
and Spyderco fiend
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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby cycleguy » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:27 am

Sumdumguy wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:08 am
How about another one on the pain of remodeling?

House ate my money.
The worst had finally passed.
I thought... foolishly.

:p
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! I live this every day!!! Typical construction. It can kick your butt!

CG
So many knives - so little funds!!!

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby cycleguy » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:36 am

Shiny Maxamet
Paramilitary 2
Loins Rounds Roasts and Ribs

Shiny Maxamet
Paramilitary Two
Sharpening Stones Idle
So many knives - so little funds!!!

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Doc Dan » Sun Jan 05, 2020 8:44 am

VooDooChild wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:03 am

I dont like haikus
They rarely serve a purpose
Poems are better.
Hahaha! Very clever.
I Pray Heaven to Bestow The Best of Blessing on THIS HOUSE, and on ALL that shall hereafter Inhabit it. May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof! (John Adams regarding the White House)

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby VooDooChild » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:26 am

Castles made of sand
Crippled girl cant speak a sound
Falling in the sea
.
Purple haze in brain
In a room full of mirrors
Joe shot a girl down
.
Crosstown traffic runs
All along the watch tower
Foxy lady knows
.
Chop with edge of hand
Standing next to a mountain
Im a voodoo child


Sorry, had to do it.

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby JuPaul » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:46 am

Love it^^^
- Julia

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby juggler » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:49 pm

The mighty Persian:
such a beautiful design.
We need a sprint run!

Blue, yellow, orange:
give me colourful Spydies.
Anything but black

I'm bleeding again
but it's a small price to pay:
all my knives are sharp
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby ladybug93 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:56 pm

lc all the knives
please sal make them all salty
sprint from high carbon

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Re: Let’s make Spyderco haikus

Postby Stuart Ackerman » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:18 pm

Slice and dice with glee.
Sharpmaker edges the teeth,
Efficiency joy!

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in Golden, Colorado.
So we buy more knives!

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