Sumdumguy wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:20 pm
I'm trying so hard to squeeze this knife into the collection without the wife knowing...
guy, I’m tipping you haven’t been married too long or maybe not long enough.
Anyhow, try this and for the extra cost of a bunch of flowers, some gift wrapping, ribbon and a card you’ll have your Province quick smart.
Buy the knife and gift wrap it, along with a bunch of flowers and a nice card professing undying love and profound gratitude for your wife.
Give her the lot as an unexpected gift and she’ll be rapt, until she sees the knife of coarse. I should add, discreetly put a little distance between her and yourself as she unwraps her gift and an escape route probably won’t hurt either as you don’t want to be stabbed.
When she unwraps the knife and voices her displeasure at your gift, which she will, it’s important for you to act as hurt and disappointed as you possibly can. Ask here if she liked the flowers and card at least and tell her you may as well keep the knife seeings as she didn’t like it.
Many ways to skin a cat, ay?