Help needed...

Discuss Spyderco's products and history.
User avatar
Albatross
Member
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Help needed...

Postby Albatross » Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am

I'm looking for a very rich person, willing to buy me every Spyderco knife available, for no reason or compensation.

Requirements:

-No questions
-Buy me all the knives

Thank you for considering this wonderful investment in my future of knife using, testing, and collecting.
sal wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:01 pm

...But in general, I'm all about high performance, Ergos, safety. That's why I've been accused of "deigning in the dark"...

sal

User avatar
tvenuto
Member
Posts: 3782
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:16 am
Location: South Baltimore

Re: Help needed...

Postby tvenuto » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:06 am

Image

User avatar
Spydergirl88
Member
Posts: 5485
Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:42 pm

Re: Help needed...

Postby Spydergirl88 » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:19 am

Lol
Team Wire Clip
:spyder: :spyder: :spyder:

User avatar
bearfacedkiller
Member
Posts: 8970
Joined: Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:22 pm
Location: hiding in the woods...

Re: Help needed...

Postby bearfacedkiller » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:21 am

Image
-Darby
sal wrote:Knife afi's are pretty far out, steel junky's more so, but "edge junky's" are just nuts. :p
SpyderEdgeForever wrote: Also, do you think a kangaroo would eat a bowl of spagetti with sauce if someone offered it to them?

User avatar
SpyderEdgeForever
Member
Posts: 6301
Joined: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:53 pm
Location: USA

Re: Help needed...

Postby SpyderEdgeForever » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:55 am

How about this? Once advanced molecular nano replicator-assemblers are made and mass produced and become so cheap that everyone has them, we can make piles and piles of Spyderco knives? Just purchase the CAD file from Golden and print out a whole acre of every blade you want :)

User avatar
Albatross
Member
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Re: Help needed...

Postby Albatross » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:05 am

SpyderEdgeForever wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:55 am
How about this? Once advanced molecular nano replicator-assemblers are made and mass produced and become so cheap that everyone has them, we can make piles and piles of Spyderco knives? Just purchase the CAD file from Golden and print out a whole acre of every blade you want :)
We were supposed to have flying cars by now... I'm still waiting for one.

By the time I can produce my own, I'll be homeless. My wife and child probably wont be thrilled with it. We could live in a cardboard box, but I can't make any promises that it wont get cut up for edge retention testing. Then what?
sal wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:01 pm

...But in general, I'm all about high performance, Ergos, safety. That's why I've been accused of "deigning in the dark"...

sal

User avatar
bearfacedkiller
Member
Posts: 8970
Joined: Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:22 pm
Location: hiding in the woods...

Re: Help needed...

Postby bearfacedkiller » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:46 am

Image
-Darby
sal wrote:Knife afi's are pretty far out, steel junky's more so, but "edge junky's" are just nuts. :p
SpyderEdgeForever wrote: Also, do you think a kangaroo would eat a bowl of spagetti with sauce if someone offered it to them?

User avatar
Naperville
Member
Posts: 745
Joined: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:58 am
Location: Illinois, USA
Contact:

Re: Help needed...

Postby Naperville » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:22 pm

Have you considered writing Bill Gates a lil note?
Spyderco Collection: Military (S110V), Bob Lum Darn Dao(CPM-154), Yojimbo 2 (1 in S30V & 2 in 20CV), Sustain(20CV), Native 5(Maxamet), Jumpmaster 2(H1), Province(4V). SHORT LIST: CF Shaman(S90V), Lum Tanto, Native Chief(?), Street Beat (AEB-L, NioMax or Nitro-V at 63HRC).

User avatar
Albatross
Member
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Re: Help needed...

Postby Albatross » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:30 pm

Naperville wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:22 pm
Have you considered writing Bill Gates a lil note?
Humm, that's a good idea. If it doesn't work out, I'm sure Elon Musk will come through, I mean the guy made flamethrowers for fun.
sal wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:01 pm

...But in general, I'm all about high performance, Ergos, safety. That's why I've been accused of "deigning in the dark"...

sal

Thunderpants
Member
Posts: 43
Joined: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:26 am

Re: Help needed...

Postby Thunderpants » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:02 pm

And so it was that young Albatross was found dead under a pile of 467,000 Spydercos. Witnesses report a fleet of Hercules transport planes flew in from all over the world, disgorging tons of quality cutlery from a height of 5,000 feet.
One witness recorded Mr Albatross's last words for posterity: "When I said every Spyderco knife available, I meant one of each!"

User avatar
Evil D
Member
Posts: 20493
Joined: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:48 pm
Location: Northern KY

Re: Help needed...

Postby Evil D » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:07 pm

SpyderEdgeForever wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:55 am
How about this? Once advanced molecular nano replicator-assemblers are made and mass produced and become so cheap that everyone has them, we can make piles and piles of Spyderco knives? Just purchase the CAD file from Golden and print out a whole acre of every blade you want :)

By the time tech like that is a reality we probably won't be using steel to cut with anymore.
SHARPEN IT LIKE YOU LOVE IT, USE IT LIKE YOU HATE IT
~David

The Meat man
Member
Posts: 2777
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:01 pm
Location: Missouri, USA

Re: Help needed...

Postby The Meat man » Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:17 pm

Thunderpants wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:02 pm
And so it was that young Albatross was found dead under a pile of 467,000 Spydercos. Witnesses report a fleet of Hercules transport planes flew in from all over the world, disgorging tons of quality cutlery from a height of 5,000 feet.
One witness recorded Mr Albatross's last words for posterity: "When I said every Spyderco knife available, I meant one of each!"

Lol :D
- Connor

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6)

User avatar
Tims
Member
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:25 pm
Location: Australia

Re: Help needed...

Postby Tims » Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:33 pm

Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am
I'm looking for a very rich person, willing to buy me every Spyderco knife available, for no reason or compensation.

Requirements:

-No questions
-Buy me all the knives

Thank you for considering this wonderful investment in my future of knife using, testing, and collecting.
So you’re looking for a sugar daddy. These people usually expect ‘something’ in return for their financial support. Goodluck on your quest for all the knives, I just hope you can look at yourself in the mirror once you’re done ‘bartering’.

User avatar
Albatross
Member
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Re: Help needed...

Postby Albatross » Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:05 am

Tims wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:33 pm
Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am
...for no reason or compensation.
So you’re looking for a sugar daddy. These people usually expect ‘something’ in return for their financial support. Goodluck on your quest for all the knives, I just hope you can look at yourself in the mirror once you’re done ‘bartering’.
sal wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:01 pm

...But in general, I'm all about high performance, Ergos, safety. That's why I've been accused of "deigning in the dark"...

sal

User avatar
ZrowsN1s
Member
Posts: 4848
Joined: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:08 pm
Location: San Diego, California USA

Re: Help needed...

Postby ZrowsN1s » Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:52 am

Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am
I'm looking for a very rich person, willing to buy me every Spyderco knife available.......
I called in a favor for you with an old golfing buddy :D you're welcome.
Image
Carrying 3 knives is perfectly normal :D
-Matt

User avatar
Tims
Member
Posts: 482
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:25 pm
Location: Australia

Re: Help needed...

Postby Tims » Mon Apr 01, 2019 2:23 am

Albatross wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:05 am
Tims wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:33 pm
Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am
...for no reason or compensation.
So you’re looking for a sugar daddy. These people usually expect ‘something’ in return for their financial support. Goodluck on your quest for all the knives, I just hope you can look at yourself in the mirror once you’re done ‘bartering’.

I chose not to acknowledge that part :D

Thunderpants
Member
Posts: 43
Joined: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:26 am

Re: Help needed...

Postby Thunderpants » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:45 am

Nice one, Zrows! You can see the joy in the faces of everyone in the Whitehouse!

TomAiello
Member
Posts: 3413
Joined: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:34 pm
Location: Twin Falls, ID

Re: Help needed...

Postby TomAiello » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:12 am

Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:05 am
SpyderEdgeForever wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:55 am
How about this? Once advanced molecular nano replicator-assemblers are made and mass produced and become so cheap that everyone has them, we can make piles and piles of Spyderco knives? Just purchase the CAD file from Golden and print out a whole acre of every blade you want :)
We were supposed to have flying cars by now... I'm still waiting for one.
They're in testing. I have two friends who work for a company that's developed them and has them in test programs in other countries (the company is owned by one of the partners at Google). They're still working on approval to market them in the USA, though.

User avatar
bearfacedkiller
Member
Posts: 8970
Joined: Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:22 pm
Location: hiding in the woods...

Re: Help needed...

Postby bearfacedkiller » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:15 am

Image
-Darby
sal wrote:Knife afi's are pretty far out, steel junky's more so, but "edge junky's" are just nuts. :p
SpyderEdgeForever wrote: Also, do you think a kangaroo would eat a bowl of spagetti with sauce if someone offered it to them?

User avatar
Albatross
Member
Posts: 313
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Re: Help needed...

Postby Albatross » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:57 pm

ZrowsN1s wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:52 am
Albatross wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:28 am
I'm looking for a very rich person, willing to buy me every Spyderco knife available.......
I called in a favor for you with an old golfing buddy :D you're welcome.
Image
An executive order? You shouldn't have!

That's awesome by the way. :D
sal wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:01 pm

...But in general, I'm all about high performance, Ergos, safety. That's why I've been accused of "deigning in the dark"...

sal


Return to “Spyderco General Discussion”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Deadboxhero, Evil D, Gamecock, Google [Bot], gunmike1, helix99, jonnieb, max power, prndltech, rangefinder, rodloos, ShaneInDenver, Sharp Guy, sok, SteveMidwest, ZrowsN1s and 32 guests