I have been hesitant to say but I have sold my first knife. It was an extra Spyderco that I bought because I have to have an extra for ANY knife I carry. Period! Since I carry at least 5 knives daily (7 or8 if I watch a compelling YouTube video) this often leads to unexpected extras that I should not have bought in the first place. My name is Crux and I am a knifaholic. I am only selling so I can buy more. I need help! Or better yet, free money as there is a Delica I think I need. That's all I need. Just A simple Delica. Or maybe a simple Endura. That's all I need.
Oh wait, I live on the ocean so maybe a Caribbean is the answer.
You know, let me be the first one to stand up against "BIG KNIVES (BF)" and sound the alarm. Are we going to sit here and allow BF to dictate to the masses what knives he have to accept? HELL NO! We need to rise up and reclaim the frontier. Sure Colorado is a long way to walk but think about our forefathers that made it there under far worst circumstances.
The best part of this is Spyderco would be totally caught off guard as long as no one friggin texts our location. With the Spring melting we will launch our campaign attack as soon as we do not have to wear cumbersome jackets and ****.
We will focus on their Maxamet stock which is apparently hidden in a bunker 300 feet below their headquarters. No problem as we've watched Mission Impossible over 780 times so I suggest you who have Maxamet now are the only ones that will ever have Maxamet.
Okay, maybe selling off some knives was a little harder on me than I expected.