Birthday Giveaway!

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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Jazz wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:47 pm
I like rice. Rice is good when you’re hungry, and want 2000 of something. ;)
Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.
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happy birthday! what a cool idea.

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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Happy birthday my friend! Here are a couple of dumb jokes that made me chuckle:

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Why was the steel angry? It lost its temper.

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Why did the knife buy a snazzy new suit?

He wanted to look sharp.

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:D :D :D I'll see myself out...
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Happy Pi day, Birthday Guy!

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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells as bras?
Because b shells are too small!
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Ithburgth.
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Thank you for some truly awful birthday jokes everyone ;)
I'm going to end it at 9pm eastern, at which time I will begin the hat process and reveal the winner!
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Happy Birthday.

Why do eskamose wash their children in Tide?

Because it’cold out side.

What time do chinease go to the dentist?

Toothhurty!
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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BornIn1500 wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:14 pm

Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.

I know right? :D
- best wishes, Jazz.
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Jazz wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:36 pm
BornIn1500 wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:14 pm

Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.

I know right? :D

...I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall, I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... So when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say "Go around! I cannot open the wall! I don't know if you have a door on your side, but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat."
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Time! I'll be back shortly with the results.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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And the winner is!!!.......


Kodai78!!!

Congratulations, just shoot me a PM and I'll have it in the mail tomorrow.

We better see some action shots mister! :cool:
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Congrats Kodai78 and thanks for the chance Sumdumguy!
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Nate wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:28 pm
Congrats Kodai78 and thanks for the chance Sumdumguy!
Indeed! :cool:
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Such an unselfish thing to do on your own birthday. Hope you had a great day! Congrats Kodai78...this knife belongs in the knives gifted you'd never get rid of thread. So random and kind.
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The last time I saw my doctor.

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Can you find it and can it cut? :eek:
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Happy Birthday man, cool idea for sure..congrats to the winner.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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Congrats to the winner, and thanks again for the super generous birthday gesture SDG!

I've been loving my baby JH (so much in fact I got a backup - for the first time ever) and hoping that one day a full size will cross my path. What an amazing design. Hope you enjoy Kodai78!!
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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Happy B’day!

I’ll play :)

​A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband the Master of the House?​ ​Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor! :D :D

​Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?
​Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!​
:D :D

​Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​
​Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​ :D :D

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Congratulations to winner!
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

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anagarika wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:10 am
I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​ :D :D
I think that way about the Para 3.
Can you find it and can it cut? :eek:
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