Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.
Birthday Giveaway!
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
happy birthday! what a cool idea.
why do chicken coops have two doors?
because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
why do chicken coops have two doors?
because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
keep your knife sharp and your focus sharper.
current collection:
C253GBBK, C258GFBL, C101GBBK2, C11GYW, C11FWNB20CV, C101GBN15V2, C101GODFDE2, C60GGY, C149G, C189, C101GBN2, MT35, C211TI, C242CF, C217GSSF, C101BN2, C85G2, C91BBK, C142G, C122GBBK, LBK, LYL3HB, C193, C28YL2, C11ZPGYD, C41YL5, C252G, C130G, PLKIT1
spyderco steels:
CPM 20CV, CPM 15V, CTS 204P, CPM CRUWEAR, CPM S30V, N690Co, M390, CPM MagnaCut, LC200N, CTS XHP, H1, 8Cr13MoV, GIN-1, CTS BD1, VG-10, VG-10/Damascus, 440C
current collection:
C253GBBK, C258GFBL, C101GBBK2, C11GYW, C11FWNB20CV, C101GBN15V2, C101GODFDE2, C60GGY, C149G, C189, C101GBN2, MT35, C211TI, C242CF, C217GSSF, C101BN2, C85G2, C91BBK, C142G, C122GBBK, LBK, LYL3HB, C193, C28YL2, C11ZPGYD, C41YL5, C252G, C130G, PLKIT1
spyderco steels:
CPM 20CV, CPM 15V, CTS 204P, CPM CRUWEAR, CPM S30V, N690Co, M390, CPM MagnaCut, LC200N, CTS XHP, H1, 8Cr13MoV, GIN-1, CTS BD1, VG-10, VG-10/Damascus, 440C
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Happy birthday my friend! Here are a couple of dumb jokes that made me chuckle:
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Why was the steel angry? It lost its temper.
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Why did the knife buy a snazzy new suit?
He wanted to look sharp.
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:D :D :D I'll see myself out...
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Why was the steel angry? It lost its temper.
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Why did the knife buy a snazzy new suit?
He wanted to look sharp.
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:D :D :D I'll see myself out...
~andrew
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Happy Pi day, Birthday Guy!
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know, and I don’t care.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Why do mermaids wear sea-shells as bras?
Because b shells are too small!
What thinks the unthinkable?
Ithburgth.
Happy Birthday!
Because b shells are too small!
What thinks the unthinkable?
Ithburgth.
Happy Birthday!
:spyder: Shaman REX 45, Smock, Baby Jess Horn CE, Spydiechef, Schempp Bowie,Ti Fluted Military, Titanium Military, Native S30 V and G10, PM 2 in S35VN, and S110V, Manix 2 LW BD1 and SPY 27, Sage 5, Positron black CPM S30V, Chaparral w/Raffir Noble scales, SuperLeaf VG 10, Ladybug H1, Dragonfly 2 in ZDP 189 and Superblue/420J1 and H1, Delica in ZDP 189, Clipitool Standard, the Cook’s knife VG10, Santoku, paring and utility knives, all in MBS 26. :spyder:
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Thank you for some truly awful birthday jokes everyone
I'm going to end it at 9pm eastern, at which time I will begin the hat process and reveal the winner!
I'm going to end it at 9pm eastern, at which time I will begin the hat process and reveal the winner!
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."
-Thomas Jefferson
-Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Happy Birthday.
Why do eskamose wash their children in Tide?
Because it’cold out side.
What time do chinease go to the dentist?
Toothhurty!
Why do eskamose wash their children in Tide?
Because it’cold out side.
What time do chinease go to the dentist?
Toothhurty!
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
BornIn1500 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:14 pm
Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.
I know right? :D
- best wishes, Jazz.
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Jazz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:36 pmBornIn1500 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:14 pm
Classic Mitch Hedberg! RIP to possibly the best comedian ever.
I know right? :D
...I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall, I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... So when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say "Go around! I cannot open the wall! I don't know if you have a door on your side, but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat."
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Time! I'll be back shortly with the results.
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."
-Thomas Jefferson
-Thomas Jefferson
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
And the winner is!!!.......
Kodai78!!!
Congratulations, just shoot me a PM and I'll have it in the mail tomorrow.
We better see some action shots mister! :cool:
Kodai78!!!
Congratulations, just shoot me a PM and I'll have it in the mail tomorrow.
We better see some action shots mister! :cool:
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."
-Thomas Jefferson
-Thomas Jefferson
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Such an unselfish thing to do on your own birthday. Hope you had a great day! Congrats Kodai78...this knife belongs in the knives gifted you'd never get rid of thread. So random and kind.
15 's in 10 different steels
1 - Bradford Guardian 3 / Vanadis 4E Wharnie
1 - Monterey Bay Knives Slayback Flipper / ZDP 189
1 - CRK Small Sebenza 31/Macassar Ebony Inlays
1 - CRK Large Inkosi Insingo/ Black Micarta Inlays
1 - CRK Small Sebenza 31 Insingo/Magnacut
-Rick
1 - Bradford Guardian 3 / Vanadis 4E Wharnie
1 - Monterey Bay Knives Slayback Flipper / ZDP 189
1 - CRK Small Sebenza 31/Macassar Ebony Inlays
1 - CRK Large Inkosi Insingo/ Black Micarta Inlays
1 - CRK Small Sebenza 31 Insingo/Magnacut
-Rick
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Happy Birthday man, cool idea for sure..congrats to the winner.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Congrats to the winner, and thanks again for the super generous birthday gesture SDG!
I've been loving my baby JH (so much in fact I got a backup - for the first time ever) and hoping that one day a full size will cross my path. What an amazing design. Hope you enjoy Kodai78!!
I've been loving my baby JH (so much in fact I got a backup - for the first time ever) and hoping that one day a full size will cross my path. What an amazing design. Hope you enjoy Kodai78!!
~andrew
Re: Birthday Giveaway!
Happy B’day!
I’ll play :)
A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor! :D :D
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
:D :D
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day! :D :D
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Congratulations to winner!
I’ll play :)
A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor! :D :D
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
:D :D
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day! :D :D
Edit:
Congratulations to winner!
Chris :spyder: