Birthday Giveaway!

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Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Sumdumguy » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:05 pm

As many of you are completely unaware of, me and Albert Einstein share a birthday today!

In honor of this special day, I would like to do a small giveaway.

The rules for entry are simple, just post a joke in this thread and make me laugh. How hard I laugh has no bearing on victory, the winner will be chosen randomly.

So, just post a joke if you want to enter and I'll add your name to the list. Tonight when I get home from dinner, I will pull the lucky winners name out of a hat and post the results.

What is it you stand to win?

You will have the chance to win a Spyderco Jess Horn Lightweight CE.

Good luck and happy joking!

Edit: here's the prize in question.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Marulaghost » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:11 pm

Did you know if you lined up every elephant from head to tail, from the earth to the moon,
They would all die.

Bonus joke: Gerber

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby MichaelScott » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:16 pm

Jesus and Moses were playing golf. Jesus teed up and drove into the water hazard.
Jesus said, “l’m taking a Mulligan.”
Moses said! “Ok, but you have to play that ball.”
Jesus teed up again.
Moses said, “You will never make it over the water.”
Jesus splashed the second shot into the water. Disgusted he walked down the fairway and out onto the water, and bent down and retrieved his ball.
The twosome waiting to play remarked, “Wow, who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”
“Nah,” Moses said, “he thinks he is Arnold Palmer.”
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Mom3ntuM » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:29 pm

Great initiativ, and very generous Of you Sum.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

I forfeit my winning chances, Give It to Bloke, he makes us laugh on a daily basis.. :)

Oh, and Happy birthday m8. Hooray
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby hambone56rx » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:36 pm

What’s brown and sticky?

A STICK!

Hamilton

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby TkoK83Spy » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:38 pm

Happy Birthday! Hope it's been a good one!


Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties??

Because their such fungi's! *ba dum chhh*
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Crux » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:38 pm

Can you find it and can it cut? :eek:

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Nate » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:40 pm

Happy birthday Sumdumguy!

What happens when you fart in church?



-You have to sit in your own pew. :o
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Shaggy Dog » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:46 pm

I sold my vacuum the other day.


All it was doing was collecting dust


PS Fun idea and Happy Birthday!

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Bloke » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:01 pm

Happy Birthday Guy! :)

What did the baby chickens say when their mother laid an orange?

Look at the egg that mamma laid. :rolleyes:
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby ChrisinHove » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:06 pm

Guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.

“A beer for me, and a beer for Tiny”

“OK, but why is he called Tiny?”

“Because he’s my newt...”


Happy Birthday!

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby The Meat man » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:08 pm

Happy birthday Sum! Fun idea. :D


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In his sleevies.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Mom3ntuM » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:20 pm

What would be more funny Than any joke we could POST?.
if Sal entered the competition and WON.
😂
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby ferider » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:24 pm

Einstein joke of the day:

https://youtu.be/fQbnub0FB4Q

Happy birthday !

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Sharp Guy » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:46 pm

I still chuckle at this one....

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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Jazz » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:47 pm

I like rice. Rice is good when you’re hungry, and want 2000 of something. ;)

Count me out of the very generous draw, but thank you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :)
- best wishes, Jazz.

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Evil D » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:51 pm

I'm done buying knives.

*ba dum tis*

You can exclude me from the giveaway but thanks for the chance and happy birthday :D
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby setldown » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:58 pm

Happy Birthday Sumdumguy
My wife says I wrecked her birthday. I don't know how. I didn't even know it was her birthday.

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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby BornIn1500 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:04 pm

Happy Birthday

I never scored a hole-in-one. But I have hit a guy once. They told me to yell "FORE", but I was too busy saying "ain't no way that's gonna hit him!"
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Re: Birthday Giveaway!

Postby Marulaghost » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:06 pm

Sharp Guy wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:46 pm
I still chuckle at this one....

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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.
This one


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