Lemmerick contest

[endgame]

Ok here we go .rules write a limmerik about anything spyderco but it must be spyderco .after one week I will make a polling thread and we will vote.winner gets nib grey roadie.let the games begin!

[Qcrazy]

I'll jump:

The knife with a hole.
That many find droll.
With sharpness it seems,
That invades my dreams.
Spyderco has made me whole!

PS. Thanks for the game. My first ever poem/limerick.

[Johnnie1801]

I bought a new Spyderco knife
That I promptly hid from the wife
The very next morning, without any warning
My life was in perilous strife!

[ChrisinHove]

There was a knife maker, Sal
whose designs just prove to us 'al
That top steels and sharp edges
Not tactical wedges
Are the ones that will always enthrall!

[goTomek]

I'm in :spyder: its also my first limmerick in English :cool: please forgive me

Like my Spyderco much
With edge sharpen as such
that one day in a pocket
it open a hole like a socket
Now have on my butt a patch

[ChrisinHove]

My Kold Steal is fantastic - for butchering plastic
And my Trench Made is best used as a spade
But the bites from my Spyder
Are a constant reminder
That its Golden that make the best blades!

I promise to stop now! :D

[Qcrazy]

Okay one more too!

Spyderco knives have made me poor.
Cost me my life savings, sanity, and more.
My madness, I can't seem to quell,
This sickness as the poison does swell.
By mail they come straight to my door.

[OldHoosier62]

I hate to be "that guy"....but it's limerick. Spellcheck is your friend.

[Birdman21]

There was an old fella named Sal
Who invented a knife called the P'kal
It was held in reverse
And emptied my purse
And I thought he was such a wonderful pal!

[endgame]

Nice keepem comming.welcome q crazy

[Diamondback]

There once was a knife nut named Bruno,
who said about blade steel I do know,
"VG-10 is just fine,
S30V most divine,
but M4 is numero uno!"

[El Gato]

Enough Already!!

A man liked to torment his wife,
by thumb-flicking his Spyderco knife. :spyder:
She finally got sick,
of the repeated "click".
And violently ended his life.

[Birdman21]

Enough Already!!

A man liked to torment his wife,
by thumb-flicking his Spyderco knife. :spyder:
She finally got sick,
of the repeated "click".
And violently ended his life.

You got my vote! Lmao!

[endgame]

Enough Already!!

A man liked to torment his wife,
by thumb-flicking his Spyderco knife. :spyder:
She finally got sick,
of the repeated "click".
And violently ended his life.

+1

[remnar]

Here's mine. :)

There once was a knife with a hole
It is there to help it unfold
Others prefer studs
But I think they’re duds
Spyders are something to behold :spyder:

[remnar]

One more. (Irony intended :D )
How times can we enter this contest?

Make me a Delica with a choil please
Would you do it if I beg on my knees
But a Caly with more edge
May be very cool instead
A Caly with no choil would meet my needs

[Dr. Snubnose]

Ok I'll play:::::::

I once had a Spyderco SPIN
A Kiwi, a Salt and RONIN
What's next on my list
I can't possibly Nix
Yeah...That would be a Civilian......Doc:)

[Liquid Cobra]

El Gato gets my vote! No way I'm topping that. Thanks for hosting a contest though!

[Dr. Snubnose]

FWIW: You did good GoTomek! and way to go El Gato! (very clever and I was LMAO...Good One!...Bravo Guys...I'm impressed!!!....Doc:)

[Birdman21]

I'm at work and busted out laughing aloud at El Gatos poem! Enjoy your new roadie brother!