Does it happen to you ?

[stalag2]

I cant refrain from stroking and sensually rubbing my Southfork handle each time i carry it on my belt.
Should i seek counseling ?

I'll prolly pull the trigger for a GB bowie, curious to see if it will lend itself to that kind of luscious fetichistic behavior...

[tvenuto]

You know I was a bit worried to click on this thread...and my fears were confirmed.

I guess it's a matter of perspective. I don't fondle my knives. I handle them in the most masculine fashion possible, with the sole purpose of familiarizing myself with their every contour, so that when the time comes to go all Contra against the alien invasion I am able to wield them as a seamless extension of my person. Or...something.

[Archimedes]

Back in the day when I was Worker#9 and posted here like 10 years ago, there was a thread along these lines about knifesturbating in the bathroom. It is one of the few things I clearly remember about the old days and it was hilarious. I would you suggest you seek out that thread and see what worked for the old school crew.

[bearfacedkiller]

knifesturbating, I love that! :)

[SpyderEdgeForever]

I like to admire my Spyderco blades and handles and every part of them. They are superb tools, and incredible works of art.
Infact I would like to see Spyderco knives in some of the art museums of the world.

[Scroop]

The official term of the malady is "Spyderbating"

Glad I have a private bathroom in my office :o

[stalag2]

Well i posted for it entertainment purpose, i dont ordinarily do that like some kind of crazed perv guy drooling with half closed eyes, its just that i had to slice more than 1kg of onions in thin slices and enjoyed the time spent using my Southfork and thinking about getting a GB bowie or a Temp2.

[Axlis]

Back in the day when I was Worker#9 and posted here like 10 years ago, there was a thread along these lines about knifesturbating in the bathroom. It is one of the few things I clearly remember about the old days and it was hilarious. I would you suggest you seek out that thread and see what worked for the old school crew.

Ha, I remember reading that thread back in the day!!!