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Spyderco Poem of the Day

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I have a knife
Stuff is cool
i like stuff
knife knife knife
the moon is round
dogs are hound
pitchers mound
knife
slice mice kice nice spice
knife
Languid premonitions of a caress
the dove flappeth yonder the horizons break KNIFE
KNIFE knife knife
life life life
sows in heat
cows are meat
knife
stabbing grabbing nabbing dabbing bits of oil
odoyle rules knife
skinning little animals
feeding off their life like gulls
knife
wife strife hyfe cryfe rife

Dyfe
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What, nothing about cheese? :p
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Wife strife eh lol

Here's a bad Haiku


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There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his knives in a bucket
He played with his knives like a cat with nine lives
as he cut off a finger he'd suck it....
:spyder: C101PBL2, C54GPBN, C154PBK, MGREP, JGGYP, C75P3, C36TIP, C113GPGY, C127GPOR, C85GPBL, C11SBK, C10SBK, C11TR, C10TR, C28S (Wharncliffe mod), C11TIPD, C12GS, FB15P, C110GPBL, C85GP2, C141CFP, FB14P3Z, C123GPBL, C88PYL, KO4PBK, C105BMP

"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places...Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God." Ephesians 6:12-13
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I got a Rock Lobster from Seki City, and man-oh-man she sure is pretty!
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O'Doyle rules!!!!
Most recently acquired: Military 2, Paramilitary 2 Tanto x2, YoJUMBO, Swayback, Siren, DLC Yojimbo 2, Native Chief, Shaman S90V, Para 3 LW, Ikuchi, UKPK, Smock, SUBVERT, Amalgam, Para 3 CTS-XHP, Kapara, Paramilitary 2 M390
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Cheddarnut wrote: sows in heat
cows are meat
knife
LOL ... :p
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sal wrote: .... even today, we design a knife from the edge out!
*Landon*
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I slide the edge on the stones
It makes bald what was hairy
The blade sings straight through bones
My spyderco military.
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Modern day marvels that cut with ease
Held in your hand and ready to please
All knives are great, but they’re not equally made
The best of the bunch have a hole in the blade
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Roses are violets,
Red is blue.
I like knives.
...knives.

Close enough :D
A tiger has claws.
A wolf has teeth.
An eagle has talons.
We, have Spyderco.

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Continued from remnars...

And if you're ever in doubt as to what they're all about
Speak to Sal, Eric and crew - they'll know just what to do
That is, until the DEA breaks in and asks "What are you holding?"
"They say you're putting crack in these awesome knives from Golden!"
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Another haiku:

Why can't we just have
Paramilitary 2
In a smaller size?
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A haiku to continue remnar's theme:

No hole in your blade?
You don't know what you're missing.
Get a Spyderco!
:bug-red-white
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Hey guys, don't quit your day jobs ;) .
Mike
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mikeh99 wrote:hey guys, don't quit your day jobs ;) .
:)
- best wishes, Jazz.
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Liquid Cobra wrote:O'Doyle rules!!!!
Lol! Love that movie.
:spyder: -Michael

"...as I said before, 'the edge is a wondrous thing', [but] in all of it's qualities, it is still a ghost." - sal
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Donut wrote:What, nothing about cheese? :p
Cheese sleaze reese witherspoonfork
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mikeh99 wrote:Hey guys, don't quit your day jobs ;) .
Thats beautiful, but ill arranged: try-

hey guys
dont quit your
day jobs

Form AND function. Brava.
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DutchBlades wrote:Roses are violets,
Red is blue.
I like knives.
...knives.

Close enough :D
Let's try a bit harder this time :p



From the dawn of mankind,
there was one thing to grind,
and we wore it with courage and pride.

This tool we now had,
has kept us ahead,
no matter what a beast tried.

Thousands of years have passed,
but this tool has last.
It went from wood to bone,
from flints to stone,
until metal arrived.

We now forge this tool,
as a weapon or jewel,
to use or display in some way.

One brand rules them all,
every knife big and small.
And if you ask me the name,
I will spread it's fame.
"Spyderco" is what I will say.
A tiger has claws.
A wolf has teeth.
An eagle has talons.
We, have Spyderco.

Grails: Abalone Mini Mariner, Ti ATR, WTC, Ti Lum Tanto
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Love it
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