Arrrrr says I! A good cutlass will dispatch an armada of tha scurvy arnje scaliwags ta Davey Jones’ locker faster than a sailor hustlin’ floozie! Here’s ta hopin’ tha Tusk is out by next fall. A lockin’ marlinspike has mar uses than Sal be a thinkin’! Can’t wait ta see how the arnje hardes stand up ta tha likes a tha Tusk! Arrrrrr!
And don’t any a ya swabs miss the 16th annual Punkin Chunkin contest! ‘Tis held on the first weekend after Halloween in Lewes, Delaware. Using various means, these swabs fling, hurl, toss, and shoot pumpkins as far as they can. Set sail now so’s ya don’t miss any a tha fun but if ya can’t make part in Delaware by then go ta this Yu-arrrrrrrr-el:
Arrrrrr, matey! That’s stem ta stern ya swab! An wipe that frowny face off yar post, lad. Now comes the real fun when ya haul out the pumper hose and hit em full farce to warsh em down. ‘Tis bowling fer kinfolk what’s the real fun says I. Arrrrr! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
** The SATC management extends its humble apologies to any scurvy pirates, peacefull seafaring adventurers, or swashbuckling heroes who were offended by the terrible butchering of written English by outpatient Java on this post. The Resplendent in his scrubs and lab coat, Sword & Shield has been dispatched with yet another increased dose of thorazine and will soon have java in restraints. Keyboards and this Forum, in particular, will soon be safe once more. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Edited by - java on 10/30/2002 7:32:56 AM