Never bring a knife to a lawn mower fight...
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Here is what happened....Nice wave delica laying in waiting on the lawn, hidden amongst the tall tall grass....waiting for just the right moment, as the lawn mower passes overhead it determines it's vulnerability, and attempts a first strike, but it's too late....the mower blade goes after the delica with two sharp blades....one blade catches the wave and opens the delica as the second mower blade spins the delica around and cuts through the spyderhole, the delica flips onto it's back trying a cool MMA move only to find the mower blade once again too quick to deal with and it's FRN scales are sliced off in one MBC defanging the snake slash....Notice how the delica still has some FRN left at the butt end. The only thing that saved the delica's butt was the mower's decision that the sneaky delica had enough, Now whoever said there is no such thing as a blade on blade knife fight. BTW: Check the mowers grass clipping bag for the rest of the remains of that delica....it deserves a proper burial, but not in the lawn....the evil mower has ways of sniffing these kind of things out.....As far as I'm concerned the the double edged mower won this one for sure.....Fixed blades RULE!!!!! If I were you I'd carry that mower with me everywhere I went....Make it your new EDC..... :p Doc :D
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Ouch, indeed. Perhaps this is a job for the Spyderco Parts Kit, C10&C11KIT...
http://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details.php?product=290
The only thing lacking in the kit are the FRN scales... and the lock spring...
http://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details.php?product=290
The only thing lacking in the kit are the FRN scales... and the lock spring...
I was thinking that as well. :) Duct tape is an amazing thing.rosconey wrote:a little duct tape and its good as new-lol
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Ouch, indeed. Perhaps this is a job for the Spyderco Parts Kit, C10&C11KIT...
http://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details.php?product=290
The only thing lacking in the kit are the FRN scales.
http://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details.php?product=290
The only thing lacking in the kit are the FRN scales.
I was thinking that as well. :) Duct tape is an amazing thing.rosconey wrote:a little duct tape and its good as new-lol
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“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” George Santayana, The Life of Reason: The Phases of Human Progress, 1905 to 1906
NEVER FORGET!!!
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Maybe a double-bladed Dyad would have evened things up a little bit. But it's still a folder vs. fixed blade!Dr. Snubnose wrote:the mower blade goes after the delica with two sharp blades....As far as I'm concerned the the double edged mower won this one for sure.....Fixed blades RULE!!!!!
Peter Jackson's Dead-Alive shows just how effective a lawnmower is as an EDC when wielded against zombies. You can see it in action here (warning: not for the faint of heart!).Dr. Snubnose wrote:If I were you I'd carry that mower with me everywhere I went....Make it your new EDC..... :p Doc :D
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WTF happened to it? :eek: (I'm not quite buying Doc's explanation on this one... :D )
We demand to see the rest of its remains!
I just wanna see what it did to the other liner and lockbar, and in how many pieces the scales are. :)
We demand to see the rest of its remains!
I just wanna see what it did to the other liner and lockbar, and in how many pieces the scales are. :)
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