Where's Sharp1?

Kahz · #1

I have not seen him around lately... Sharp1, where are you?

You had some interesting Mouse scans there. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz

I love <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> and rock and roll!

Pachucko · #2

Hes currently on a top-secret undercover assignment; if he tells you, well, you know...

Pachucks

Edited by - Pachucko on 3/2/2002 8:52:34 PM

Kahz · #3

Hmmmppphhh!!!!!! LOL!!!!

It's good to have good humoured SpyderPeople around. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz

I love <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> and rock and roll!

boxer93 · #4

Kahz,
I was wondering too, but after he got the name of Legal dept. at <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>co he stopped posting and all of his previous posts have been edited to remove all the info. Maybe he's on a top secret assignment <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

SpyderNut · #5

Ah ha! I got it....

I think that Sharp1 was probably "bumped off" by someone that knew how much he was worth in Spydies. They then accosted his entire Spydie fortune, and then made it look like an accident. I've seen stuff like this before...<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> Poor guy....<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>Nut

bogeyman · #6

Ahh SpyderNut, good theory, but now think of this. Who, but Syderco forumites, would know about his Spydie fortune? Is there anyone among us who didn't covet his collection? Hmmmm? Who will be next? (looking over shoulder)

Kirath

SpyderNut · #7

*The plot thickens....*<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Somebody call Scotland Yard!

<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>Nut

Kahz · #8

No wonder he was always so elusive... let's look at the evidence, don't ANYONE walk around here anymore and disturb the soil!

Hmmm... <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz, Spyder Holmes

bogeyman · #9

I refuse to say anything more without my lawyer present. Besides, I had an alibi!

Kirath (an innocent bystander)

J Smith · #10

Has any one tried to email him?

}{ Jeff

Kahz · #11

J Smith,

For some reason I thought that posting silly remarks was much more fun that finding out directly. <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz, Spyder Holmes

J Smith · #12

OK.Seems funny that he would edit all his posts.Must be angry about something.

}{ Jeff

SpyderNut · #13

Ok, when was his last post? Anybody recall what it was on? Maybe if we review the facts, it will shed some light on some clues....<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Yeah, I've read way to many mystery novels in my time, so please excuse my "Sherlock Homes" style. <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

You're right, Kahz, it is fun to make assumptions about the fate of our noble ally, Sharp1. Oh, what has become of him?

In deep suspense,

Spydernut

kraziekurtis · #14

You all have me wondering now also...sheesh.

Did a search on "Sharp1" and here is what I came up with <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
<a href="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/Topic.asp ... ussion">No message in this one</a>
<a href="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/Topic.asp ... m">Message still in this one</a>

<img src="http://kraziekurtis.50megs.com/freak.gif">

Edited by - kraziekurtis on 3/3/2002 3:34:09 PM

vampyrewolf · #15

You want plot???
-----------

*you hear the Pink Pather tune in the background*
*The light comes on and you see a figure bent over a desk piled high with paper. The figure talks like he has a cigar in his mouth(which may explain the cloud in the room*

... so the way I see it, someone knocked him off and made off with the goods.

*He lifts his head and looks right at you*

Just how many did he have?

*After hearing the number, the figure reaches down and hits a secret button on the desk. A side panel in the room opens up, and you see a vast horde of Spydies. The room quickly fills with smoke. **BANG** Feeling yourself slip to the floor, you feel your chest, now wet with something red.*

*you hear a second figure getting yelled at "... now why was that a paintball gun?" *

*getting up after being winded, you realize the side panel s now empty of all spydies. Feeling your pokets, you realize your spydies are gone too. Who was that?*

--------

The plot thickens...

We all start with 10 fingers. Those with Spydies have 9 to spare, Still need a thumb. Good thing I still have 8 to spare...

Hoosierdaddy · #16

I sent Sharp1 an e-mail before last weekend to invite him to the Knife Expo in Buena Park, Ca. (Feb.22-24) He said he was going fishing up in Santa barbara that weekend and couldn't attend. I can only speculate that he might have caught a really big fish and got pulled overboard never to be heard from again. So did he catch the fish or did the fish catch him? Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz · #17

Hoosier,

Oh, c'mon! Now WE ALL KNOW that you are covering for him! Are you also involved in this top secret society deal???? NOW TALK!

*puts the spot light on him and grabs a phone book in case torture is needed*

Anyone have carbonated water handy???? <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

LOL!

Kahz, Spyder Holmes

SpyderNut · #18

Hmmm,

I think Kahz might have a point there.<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Sooo....Hoosierdaddy, what do you know about the victim, Sharp1?<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> Come on, man, spill the beans!<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> (I'll keep quiet if you agree to split Sharp's Spydie collection with me 50/50....whadda' ya' think?)<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Ah, Kahz, do you think Diet Coke will work? That stuff is nassstty.<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

~Spydernut

glasshartt · #19

Spydernut,

Use regular Coke instead. After HoosierDaddy is covered with it, if he doesn't talk, you can threaten to stake him out over an ant hill. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Linda

<img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O> Integrity is being good even if no-one else is watching <img src="http://www.spyderco.com/forum/spyder.gif" border=O>

Edited by - glasshartt on 3/4/2002 11:01:07 AM

Kahz · #20

SpyderNut,

I heard you whisper something to the suspect here. I am not so sure about you now, you must be hiding something... Hmmm... *looking at SpyderNut suspiciously* <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz, Spyder Holmes

I love <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> and rock and roll!