Where's Sharp1?

SpyderNut · #21

**Looking sheepish**

Kahz,

Don't worry, I'm clean! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> You just blew my cover....<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> I was trying to set up a "sting" operation and try to bring the 'suspect' out of hiding. (Although I will admit that 50% of Sharp1's collection would have been nice....Ahhh.<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>) Noooo, I didn't have any motives behind it. No way. Zero. Zip. Hee hee!<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Spydernut

Sword and Shield · #22

Last post with any substance took place ~Feb 19th, so I place date of disappearance about then. He vanished without a trace, except many of his posts are deleted. I figure he vanished into midair, kind of a Cheshire Cat type of thing. <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Keepin' it real...real sharp, that is.

Kahz · #23

*curioser and curioser*

Maybe the mothership came to pick him up... he did seem a bit out of this world... Remember that little alien in his scans, I bet that was actually him and he never told us! <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz, the enigma lingers...

bogeyman · #24

Let's see now..... we have the top secret assignment, the bumped off theory, the fishing senario and now the alien conspiracy, hmmmmm.... Mulder are you listening????

Hoosierdaddy · #25

Kahz,

I guess I'll have to let the truth be told...

Sharp1 is from another planet, his ship ran out of fuel and he landed here (Earth). His ship runs on Almite, as you know Spyderco has an abundance of this. It's kind of like dylithium crystals are to Star Trek. That's actually how Spyderco or Sharp1 to be exact came up with the Gun Metal Blue Chinese folder by accident. He had the Green Lum folder in the warp drive and was trying to power up his ship, when the flux capacitor and airlucasfignitiscator mixed by accident and walla the Green folder turned Blue... the rest is history <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz · #26

OMG!

*faints*

Kahz

sam the man.. · #27

Poor dude.. <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> We need to post an All Points Bulletin to track his whereabouts..

Sam

have surgical scars will travel..

SpyderNut · #28

**Mission Impossible music**

Forumites:

"...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will require you to locate the whereabouts of one named "Sharp1" and report his present location. Expect opposition along the way. We don't have much time, so move fast.
This post will erase itself in 5 seconds.....

Spydernut<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Kahz · #29

*jumps into the helicopter at the last second before it flies into the air on its way to exotic locations all over the world in search of Sharp1*

Kahz, SpyderAdventure!

Sword and Shield · #30

*Jumps in, directly behind Kahz* How could you forget your new SpyderBowie, my dear? 12 inches of 440V and you leave it behind just like that?

Where to first? I propose a complete search of home and workplace, along with confiscation of any cutlery. DNA samples and all that, you know. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Keepin' it real...real sharp, that is.

bogeyman · #31

Just remember if one or both of you are caught we will disavow any knowledge of you or your mission and your spydies will be equally distributed among the forumites in this thread....hehehe...

yog · #32

Begsies Kahz's CF Dragonfly when she's caught <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

There's a hole in the sky where the rain comes in, it's a very small hole that's why rain's so thin - In memory of the Goons

SpyderNut · #33

Eeeww! I forgot that part....<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

That means that anybody that blows their cover is on their own....<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

(Although I like the part about spliting up the Spydie collection<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>)

Now, on to the task that rises before us!

~Ethan Hunt

SpyderNut · #34

What's the word, anybody know? The "victim" has still managed to remain undetected.

**Suspensful music**

So, what's our next move? Should we hold some Russians hostage and demand that they release some info on the whereabouts of Sharp1?

This whole thing is getting suspicious....<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>Nut

panguero · #35

yog · #36

What's up mate ?

Your ears burning yet <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

There's a hole in the sky where the rain comes in, it's a very small hole that's why rain's so thin - In memory of the Goons

sam the man.. · #37

Hey Sharp1! Everybody misses you dude! <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> you are one lucky fella!! *heh-heh!*

Sam

have surgical scars will travel..

Kahz · #38

Vatican City???? How's the Pope???? <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Wow! I did not know he was carrying out his mission all the way there! Let's get him before he disappears again, fellas!!!!

*jumps back into the helicopter* C'mon, follow everyone, this mission must be completed!

Kahz, high on caffeine

I love <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> and rock and roll!

SpyderNut · #39

Ok, we have a location.....

I need some info on Rome and the surrounding areas pronto! We have to move fast if we plan on nailing this guy down! This is a "Code Red" situation......

Be prepared to take the Pope hostage in case we need some "leverage" on the goons that kidnapped our countryman, Sharp1.

(This just keeps getting better and better!)<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
~Spydernut<img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>