attn. all boogy men... stay away!!!

wiley sharp · #1

if any booger man comes into my room @ night, he's got a BIG suprise! I sleep w/ my merlin and my gerber ax... any one else have my issues? if so, tell me about your slumber pointy. (this doesn't include wives, boyfriends, or any other scary thing that may sleep w/ you.) by the way,

Lsaulog · #2

Lol, wiley sharp! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Wow, a Merlin AND an ax? Definitely a scary thought!

As far as knives at my bedside, I keep my SS Police, FRN Native, and FRN Endura on my nightstand. All serrated, of course. These are my usual everyday carries (EDCs). I simply empty out my pockets and put just about everything on my nightstand.

As far as anything else, there's my trusty H&K Compact .40 sitting next to my SureFire 9Z flashlight, my Glock 17 in my nightstand, and, in case of bear, my Winchester Defender 1300 shotgun with 3" magnum slugs, underneath the matress.

And, if all else fails, I've got my wife next to me, who can scare ANYTHING or ANYONE into a near death experience! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

"Hope for the best. Be prepared for the worst. You'll never be disappointed."

zatoichi · #3

I pity the fool that breaks into your homes.....

wiley sharp · #4

yes indeed, for any thing smaller than an elphant, i have my remmington 870 composite (2and three quarters and three inch w/ an extra six inches on the barrel) and my brand new MODEL 710 30-06 (bushnell optics, so if I wanted, I could lie in wait for the*****my self, o, say, four hundred yards away.....

zatoichi · #5

Have you been on safari? What? No mini-guns?!?

wiley sharp · #6

mini guns???? those will come, all in time...
Ive got all that a fifteen year old needs to have his own war, you know... mabey if they break in and see me in my boxers itll scare them off before I can get a clear shot...

Dav · #7

I just keep my bedrom door locked. They can take what they want as long as they don't try to steal the car or the spydies. ;-)

Dav

wiley sharp · #8

but doors are only twmporary, and if i let them take all my stuff, what could I pawn off for spydies, besides, they dont go far with a 12 gauge in there mouths, i just wish they wouldn't wet them selves so much, thats a mother to clean up.....

Jazzman · #9

On my nightstand:
-Emerson Commander
-Microtech LCC
-Photon light -soon to be a SureFire G2 with 120 lamp set up

On side of bed:
-A cheap knock off sword that is pretty dull but would hurt like **** if I hit you with it
-ASP

Kahz · #10

My knife drawer is in the living room next to my computer table, but my Mouse does sleep on my night table every night, along with my old alarm clock and about 15 piled-up books that constantly change (I love to read, I am a book-worm). I guess I can seriously hurt someone by throwing books at them... LOL!

Then again, my living room is about five steps away from my bedroom, so... <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Kahz

Mattress · #11

My rescue, next to the bed and a pair of ice axes on top of the wardrobe....those would make a serious mess of anyone.

zatoichi · #12

I didn't say before, but I keep a 5' japanese bo made of japanese white oak next to my right side, so within a second, I can have it smashing someone if they disturb this sleeping wolf....I also believe that one should have the weapon they're most confident & proficient with at their side. Unfortunately, I'm haven't been trained with how to use a knife....but that'll hopefully change soon....

double axe · #13

Hi guys,
when i sleep i am pretty dangerous:
-Aitor bowie junior
-Benchmade AFCK (newly acquired)
-Military(new too!)
-and the best:celtic sword
Come on if you want to die!!

patogordo · #14

on the night stand a beretta 92f high capacity clips and a matriarch the rest of the sydes are in the box

Kahz · #15

Patogordo,

I always knew those "Regios" were much more dangerous than us "Chihuahueños", <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Saludos a la Sultana del Norte...

Kahz

aero_student · #16

My room is somewhat small so all my knives and martial arts weapons are readily available. Here we go:Military on night stand, pair of rattan escrimas next to bed, chinese broad sword on wall 4 staves lying around, a 3 sectional staff, a pair of kamas,and 4 throwing knives. I pity whoever breaks into my house, I could keep em busy while my dad grabbed the guns. I would hate to be on the receiving end of the police riot shot gun we have. You hold her tight, hold down the trigger and pump away.

wiley sharp · #17

sry kahz, no hablo espanol.... see, i cant even spell it right.... i guess i only know enough spanish to order at a taco bell... even then they seem not to understand.... i always have to do the old gun in coat pocket rutine....with my fingers.... however, do translate for me....cay binita!!!!

Kahz · #18

Wiley,

[Cultural Capsule for the day]

I only sent my regards to the city of Monterrey (Sultana del Norte = Sultan of the North, that's a nickname for the city, it's a very wealthy city in Mexico), where Patogordo is located. Regios are the people from Monterrey, Chihuahueños are the people from Chihuahua (where I am from). Northerners in Mexico are stereotyped as tough people.

If I post anything in Spanish, it's like posting an inside joke from a movie, like so many others do so here, don't be offended. I would never post anything bad for anyone. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Kahz

Kahz · #19

Wiley,

And do translate for me: That gun in pocket deal, I do not understand that. Cay Binita? What do you mean to say?

For the better understanding of different cultures,

Kahz