Most Hand Lacerations Occur on Sunday Morning

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Most Hand Lacerations Occur on Sunday Morning

Postby Bolster » Tue May 08, 2007 2:36 pm

I kid you not...most accidental cuts to the hand occur on Sunday morning. My physician told me this when I was getting my stitches removed (see previous thread, "None of you would be this foolish"). He had recently read a medical journal article on this topic. Wanna guess *why*? I made multiple guesses but couldn't come up with the answer. Can you?

I'll be back to post the answer in a day or two. I'll be awarding a hundred "Bolster Points" to whomever guesses closest to the answer, or whomever is first to guess correctly. ("Bolster Points," I should inform you, are completely worthless, but also extremely rare, since I've never handed any out before. And I know how much you collectors like rare stuff.)
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Postby Padawan » Tue May 08, 2007 2:44 pm

Clipping coupons?

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Postby Bolster » Tue May 08, 2007 2:52 pm

I should have added, "lacerations due to using a knife." Yeah, we may cut our coupons with knives but most people use scissors. You'll have to think like a sheeple to guess the answer. Most people cutting themselves aren't knife knuts.
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Postby Piet.S » Tue May 08, 2007 2:57 pm

Cause the male sheeple have to prove their worth in the kitchen once a week?
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Postby merciful » Tue May 08, 2007 3:10 pm

Desperately hacking at the tightly knotted tie of a gone-to-meeting suit?

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Postby JBE » Tue May 08, 2007 3:35 pm

Locking themselves out of their house/vehicle after a wild Saturday night and punching out a window to gain access.
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Postby moeman » Tue May 08, 2007 5:00 pm

could it be shaving?

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Postby squad314 » Tue May 08, 2007 5:57 pm

Cutting tags off new clothes for church?
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Postby fairbrook » Tue May 08, 2007 6:15 pm

whittling on an idle sunday while drinking juleps?

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Postby OutofGum » Tue May 08, 2007 6:29 pm

Its from cutting bagels in half while holding the bagel in hand.
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Postby squad314 » Tue May 08, 2007 6:58 pm

OutofGum wrote:Its from cutting bagels in half while holding the bagel in hand.

That sounds like a good one.
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Postby Capt. Carl » Tue May 08, 2007 7:29 pm

Edit: Oops! morning!

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Postby disko » Tue May 08, 2007 7:47 pm

I'm guessing hangovers?

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Postby CRS » Tue May 08, 2007 8:00 pm

Cutting your arm off as to not wake up that "beautiful" girl you left the bar with????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Postby eastr » Tue May 08, 2007 8:07 pm

hang over double vision see 2 hands and cut the rite one :p :D
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Postby Sleeping Robot » Tue May 08, 2007 8:51 pm

OutofGum wrote:Its from cutting bagels in half while holding the bagel in hand.
OutofGum beat me to the bagels. :)

How about cutting themselves doing yardwork?
That's sort of the bane of my Sunday mornings.

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Postby moeman » Tue May 08, 2007 8:52 pm

Doing the dishes!!!

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Postby Harry White » Tue May 08, 2007 8:56 pm

CRS wrote:Cutting your arm off as to not wake up that "beautiful" girl you left the bar with????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Postby Fred Sanford » Tue May 08, 2007 10:11 pm

I think it's from people mowing their lawn with a scythe.
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Postby Bolster » Tue May 08, 2007 10:53 pm

ROTFL! These are some of the funniest answers imagineable! I'll post what my physician told me tomorrow, but you've got him beat for entertainment purposes. I had no idea this list had all these stand-up comedians on it! Seriously out-of-breath laugh-till-it-hurts funny! Who needs TV?!? What a hoot!
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