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knifesturbate in the bathroom?
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:38 pm
by Jimmy_Dean
Alright, it's time I come out of the closet...
a year ago or so, I posted a thread asking if I was the only one who slept with a knife close at hand. It was a relief to see many of you did, and that I'm not weird.
so here it goes. My roommate typically brings crosswords, or a newspaper or something of that nature when he goes to the washroom.
I have to confess, I find these things utterly boring and I much rather bring a folder and flip it a few times to keep busy. Am I weird this time?
I know...this is becoming a bit too personnnal :o
-Dean
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:05 pm
by J Smith
I do but its a real pain when you drop it.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:09 pm
by Piet.S
OK, guilty, but hey, so what?
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:17 pm
by davec
Remind me never to buy any used knives from you Jimmy. :)
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:24 pm
by Jimmy_Dean
davec wrote:Remind me never to buy any used knives from you Jimmy. :)
LOL!!!! oh my God, that's a good one! Wasn't ready for that! :D
thanks to the others, I know at least I'm not alone.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:03 pm
by greencobra
Sorry Jimmy, I can't relate. I play a baseball game that's loaded in my cell phone.
Just be sure you take one of those H-1 blades in with you, when your done you can just hose it down in the shower.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:04 pm
by Senate
never get a shower or bath without your Salt!!! you don't know when the plastic duck is going to attack! :rolleyes:
expensive shower curtains are not where it's at!
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:50 pm
by Michael Cook
:spyder: My wife asked me the other day, " how did the shower curtian get cut at that wierd angle?"
****, we have no kids to blame this on... :o "Well, honey, I don't know when it happened but surely I did it with one of my :spyder: 's, sorry!"
Could be worse, only a $10 shower curtain.
So just this morning I'm sittin' on the can running through Michael Janich's 1st 6 count drill (meet, meet, crossada) and shoot the angle 1 and (zip!) now I know how that cut got there!
A quick trip to bed bath & beyond and she never needs to know! :spyder:
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:40 pm
by Outlaw
:eek:
OK OK.... Guilty :o
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:57 pm
by spyderknut
Usually just knife catalogs or magazines. I don't want to risk a mm.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:05 pm
by coffeeman
Just like Spyderknut, only mags and catalogs, but I always have on near.
:)
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:07 pm
by Fisher of Men
I'm always looking at the Spyderco 2005 Catalog and another company's catalog when I'm in there :)
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:20 pm
by 999
Absolutely. You should see the number of toilet paper feather sticks I've made.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:55 pm
by skcusloa
I'll whip mine out even when I'm just taking a leak. Only at home... people would really give you a funny look if you took your knife out while using a public urinal....
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:12 pm
by WORKER#9
Is This Really A Thread????????????????????????????????????
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:09 pm
by JTCasimir
Jimmy_Dean wrote:Alright, it's time I come out of the (WATER) closet...
I figured I was the only one who fondled his knife while on the pot.
:D
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:33 pm
by Jimd
Yep, I'm guilty!
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 12:53 am
by ghostrider
It happens on occasion.
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 12:54 am
by mikewww
Careful !! You will get steel filings growing out of your palms ! :eek:
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:17 am
by Jurphaas
OK! I'm reluctantly confessing that I'm guilty too. Now, I'm already bold so what can be the worst that'll happen to me when I don't straighten out my restroom act?? :eek:
Sinner Jurphaas. :D