knifesturbate in the bathroom?

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knifesturbate in the bathroom?

Postby Jimmy_Dean » Sat May 14, 2005 3:38 pm

Alright, it's time I come out of the closet...

a year ago or so, I posted a thread asking if I was the only one who slept with a knife close at hand. It was a relief to see many of you did, and that I'm not weird.

so here it goes. My roommate typically brings crosswords, or a newspaper or something of that nature when he goes to the washroom.
I have to confess, I find these things utterly boring and I much rather bring a folder and flip it a few times to keep busy. Am I weird this time?

I know...this is becoming a bit too personnnal :o

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Postby J Smith » Sat May 14, 2005 4:05 pm

I do but its a real pain when you drop it. :(

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Postby Piet.S » Sat May 14, 2005 4:09 pm

OK, guilty, but hey, so what?

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Postby davec » Sat May 14, 2005 4:17 pm

Remind me never to buy any used knives from you Jimmy. :)

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Postby Jimmy_Dean » Sat May 14, 2005 4:24 pm

davec wrote:Remind me never to buy any used knives from you Jimmy. :)
LOL!!!! oh my God, that's a good one! Wasn't ready for that! :D

thanks to the others, I know at least I'm not alone.

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Postby greencobra » Sat May 14, 2005 5:03 pm

Sorry Jimmy, I can't relate. I play a baseball game that's loaded in my cell phone.

Just be sure you take one of those H-1 blades in with you, when your done you can just hose it down in the shower.

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Postby Senate » Sat May 14, 2005 5:04 pm

never get a shower or bath without your Salt!!! you don't know when the plastic duck is going to attack! :rolleyes:
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Postby Michael Cook » Sat May 14, 2005 6:50 pm

:spyder: My wife asked me the other day, " how did the shower curtian get cut at that wierd angle?"
****, we have no kids to blame this on... :o "Well, honey, I don't know when it happened but surely I did it with one of my :spyder: 's, sorry!"
Could be worse, only a $10 shower curtain.
So just this morning I'm sittin' on the can running through Michael Janich's 1st 6 count drill (meet, meet, crossada) and shoot the angle 1 and (zip!) now I know how that cut got there!
A quick trip to bed bath & beyond and she never needs to know! :spyder:
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Postby Outlaw » Sat May 14, 2005 7:40 pm


OK OK.... Guilty :o

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Postby spyderknut » Sat May 14, 2005 7:57 pm

Usually just knife catalogs or magazines. I don't want to risk a mm.

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Postby coffeeman » Sat May 14, 2005 8:05 pm

Just like Spyderknut, only mags and catalogs, but I always have on near.

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Postby Fisher of Men » Sat May 14, 2005 8:07 pm

I'm always looking at the Spyderco 2005 Catalog and another company's catalog when I'm in there :)
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Postby 999 » Sat May 14, 2005 8:20 pm

Absolutely. You should see the number of toilet paper feather sticks I've made.

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Postby skcusloa » Sat May 14, 2005 8:55 pm

I'll whip mine out even when I'm just taking a leak. Only at home... people would really give you a funny look if you took your knife out while using a public urinal....

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Postby WORKER#9 » Sat May 14, 2005 9:12 pm

Is This Really A Thread????????????????????????????????????

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Postby JTCasimir » Sat May 14, 2005 10:09 pm

Jimmy_Dean wrote:Alright, it's time I come out of the (WATER) closet...
I figured I was the only one who fondled his knife while on the pot.


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Postby Jimd » Sat May 14, 2005 10:33 pm

Yep, I'm guilty!
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Postby ghostrider » Sun May 15, 2005 12:53 am

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Postby mikewww » Sun May 15, 2005 12:54 am

Careful !! You will get steel filings growing out of your palms ! :eek:

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Postby Jurphaas » Sun May 15, 2005 2:17 am

OK! I'm reluctantly confessing that I'm guilty too. Now, I'm already bold so what can be the worst that'll happen to me when I don't straighten out my restroom act?? :eek:

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