A man walking along a Californian beach was deep in prayer.
All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me
in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Please build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive
over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of
the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour
and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand what women want. I want
to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when
they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean
when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly
happy??"
After a long pause, God said, "You want two lanes or four on
that bridge?
Hehehehehe
that rulz
MaNcEr
It's Time To Kick @$$ 'N Chew Bubble Gum
Edited by - MaNcEr on 3/20/2001 6:51:45 AM